Hey everybody. Well, just so you know ahead of time this is not a very nice entry if your a fan of a certain pop star(*stiffles giggle..."star" heehee.*), so if you don't wanna hear it (aww, come on!! It'll be fun!), then I suggest combing the archives for something a little more PC. But don't, and I reapeat don't start sending me evil e-mails about how much you disagree with my opinion, cause A) I, quite frankly, don't give a damn, and B) feel that I'm just as entitled to my opinion as you are to yours, only difference is I'm the one with the journal. That said, consider yourself warned.

Anyways. So I've got this new favorite pastime. Something I've really taken up rather vehemently in the last day or so. Surfing Anti-Willa Ford sites. It's wayyyyyy more fun then it sounds ya'll. And I've found some pretty nifty ones. I'm not into the ones run by like, 14 year old girls who only hate her cause she went out with Nick Carter (oh, but you best believe we'll get to that momentarily), I am only amused by the ones run by older girls or young adults who are more intelligent and have vast vocabularies with which to bash. Plus, you'd be amazed at how well done some of them are.

I am not a Willa fan (well duh!). I was never a fan before as I have always sort of suspected that she used her BSB connections to get herself a career (that doesn't make me mad. That was her going for hers. So I'm kinda neutral about that.), and a few weeks back I caught her little act on Leno, which just pretty much confirmed what I'd suspected all along. Scary shit dudes. Scary shit. First of all she can't sing. She was "dancing" around (in a really bad outfit I might add) and was too winded to sing the song, she is too young and too thin to be that out of breath. Seriously, if I can do it (and I can) so can she, for pete's sake, I'm like two of her! There was a lot of out of tune screaming and garbled mumbling, and all you could really hear were the back ground singers. It was awful. Add to that the fact that she was emiting a seriously slutty, nasty, dirty vibe, which she refers to as using her "sexuality as a weapon". So after I speant a good five minutes of my life (which, I might add, I will never get back) watching her slime across the Tonight Show stage (she left a trail! Go check!!) I became a pretty confirmed non-believer in the powers of Miss Willa. Bad girl of pop my ass. FYI: Bad and Skeezy are not the same thing.

Anyways, so since I am now confirmed in my dislike I decided I'd check out some of the anti-sites I've heard so much about, you know, just for shits and giggles. So I started reading some interviews with her on this one site I found. Listen up, cause this would be where the shit hits the fan kiddies. Come to find out that her and Nick were putting the "fun" back in dysfunctional for a good long while, and that somewhere near the end of their (not-so) blissful union, they got into it, and she cracked him in the head with a basball bat! No. Joke. At first I was like "no...someone had to have made that up", then I read an archived interview where she was all "yeah, I hit him but he deserved it". Damn! I am all about not taking shit from a guy, but did she really have to try to give him brain damage? How cracked is she? At least they had the common sense to call it quits. That's ok though, Nick knows who loves him. And I don't even own a damn baseball bat. Bring it on home baby.

Anyways, so what had to be the funniest thing I came accross was footage I downloaded from all the preshow interviews for the MTV VMA's where appearantly our resident skank was doing the interviewing. Guess those are the kind of posh jobs you can get when you're letting Carson Daly tap the nappy dougout, but anyways, so Nick, Howie and Brian all walk by and she tries to get their attention. Nick just completely (and very obviously) looks the other way likes she's not even there (take that, brain basher!), not even a blip on his radar. Howie kinda half ass waves, and Brian just looks at her and keeps walking. Then she looks into the camera and she's all "Nickolas Gene Carter can't talk to me on the red carpet. That's not very friendly Nickolas." No Willa, I suppose it's not very friendly to be dissed and dismissed in public. But if he had gone all Sammy Sosa upside your head, would you really have a lot to say to him? Oh, thought not.

So anyways, now that I've written an entire entry about her I feel that I now need to put in order what I like to call the Pop Princess Pyramid. In decsending order from least hated to most detested, here it is: Mandy Moore, Christina Aguilara, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, and (the loser and new champ-peen!!) Willa Ford. I never really thought there'd be anyone who I thought had less talent than Bitchney, but quite frankly Britney is singing circles around Willa Ford. And coming from me, that's saying a lot.

And just for the record, no, I'm not jealous. I am not just pissed cause she dated Nick (though, I gotta say, that's seriously not helping her case) because that's over and done and she's outta the box. It's really nothing personal, I don't know her as a person, so I can't exactly judge her on that level, I just see what she presents, and I'm not down with it. I don't like her voice, her umm "dancing", the way she dresses, the image she's projecting or the fact that she's convinced that it's all about her. And I'm not too keen on taking that Louisville Slugger to Nicks head either. On the plus side, to tell you the honest to god truth, some of her lyrics are pretty tight. I am really wondering when I'm gonna get my recording contract. Appearantly everyone is entitled to one, talented or not. So I was just wondering where I could pick mine up at.

Well guys, I'm gonna jet, gotta go forage for food, and see who exactly I have to sleep with to get famous. Appearantly that's all it takes. Wow. I hope it's not Tommy Mattola. Later days!

~*~Word Of The Day~*~

squal·id (skwld)

adj.

Dirty and wretched, as from poverty or lack of care. See Synonyms at dirty.

Morally repulsive; sordid: “the squalid atmosphere of intrigue, betrayal, and counterbetrayal” (W. Bruce Lincoln).

past / present