Hey kiddies. Before we get started I just want to make sure that you're all voting as often as humanly possible for me in the Last Fan Standing contest. You can vote as often as you like (I think), vote here, and make sure you hit that accept button! And, once again, when you vote for Kai, you vote for America!
OK, now that thats over, guess what happened to me last night. I was kicking it in an MSN chatroom and this chick IM's me (her screen name was Bi something or other, which really should have been my tip off), and says "you know, your eyes are to die for" so I'm all "thanks", and she keeps talking to me, and I think she's just hitting on me, which I found funny. Then she's all "I sent you an e-mail, I hope thats OK". I told her it all depended on what was in the e-mail. So I went to check, and this, my friends, is what I found:
my boyfriend and I make and sell videos on the Internet, We are doing a HandJob video now, we only show faces if you don't care otherwise only from the neck down it would just show your hand bringing a guy to orgasm you do not have to take your clothes off if you don't want to and we split all the money from it in equal shares, do you have any interest in this? We are looking for real people not model types!
Again if this offends you I'm very sorry.
We can send you a sample clip if you like the videos make between 400.00 and 3600.00 each We shoot the videos in N. Scottsdale
WTF, right? That's what I was thinking. So I told her (very politely) that I wasn't interested, and she's all "Oh, well, sorry if I offended you, you have a good day." I know what you're thinking, awww, what a nice pornographer, right? But $3,600 is a lot when you're unemployed. I don't want to star in their film, but I wonder how much they'd give me just to hold the camera.
There's a bunch of freaks floating around MSN chatrooms man, let me tell you. Today a guy IMed me, and his opening line was "Hi, you're cute, do you like white men?" I (and Shana) found this highly amusing due to my amazing fondness for little blond boys in wire rimmed glasses. So I tell him that I don't dislike white men, I discriminate on a case-by-case basis. So he asks the obligatory questions like, age, sex, location blah blah, and then he busts out with "what are you wearing". I was offended for a second, but then I decided since he asked, I may as well tell him. "A pair of red boxers and a south park shirt with a stain on it". That did not discourage him as I thought it would, even when I added on that I was sooooo not about to cyber with him. He asked if I would have phone sex. I told him no, and that I was on the phone with my best friend and was not about to dump her for some stranger. So he tells me how worth it it would be for me (at this point I'm thinking "yay! someone to play with!"). So I asked if he was so worth it, why didn't he have a girlfriend already, he goes into his whole thing about how he does, and she's out of town and they're swingers so she wont care, blahblahblah pervert-cakes. So finally after me playing with him for a bit he asks me if I like to masturbate (which, btw, he spelled master baite), My response to this? "Maybe I do. Maybe I don't. Maybe I don't have any fingers. Really none of your business either way". That made him leave me alone, which was such a pity since he was the first perv to play along in a long time. Oh well.
Did you know that MTV is casting now for Making The Band 2? Um, no offense to those who sport the O-Town love (yeah, you know who you are.), but, why? I mean, the fact that the first installment was a success is a damn fluke. I mean, seriously, look at both of the groups from Pop Stars. Where are they now? Nobody really knows. Plus, they've invited Sean "P Puffy Dad-diddy" Combs to help out. Yay. The first set of auditions are gonna be held in Detroit, Miami and Atlanta. Um, yeah, this should be nothing short of interesting. Maybe not good, but definitely interesting.
OK people, I'm out. Remember to vote, cause you will have my undying love for the rest of your natural life. Oh, and Beth sucks cause she's at the Anger Management Tour and I'm not!! :-) J/K, have fun chickie. Have some dirty Eminem related thoughts for me, K? Later days!
~*~Word Of The Day~*~
pleb·i·scite n.: A direct vote in which the entire electorate is invited to accept or refuse a proposal: The new constitution was ratified in a plebiscite.
A vote in which a population exercises the right of national self-determination.