Just got home from work a little bit ago. I have spent this entire day running on 3 1/2 hours of sleep and 3 cans of mountain dew. ("It's caffiene! Yayyyy caffiene!"). Anyway, yeah, Kai is hitting the hay hella early tonight. That's becoming my damn theme song. Fuck. I think I'm getting old.

So I actually made it to Flagstaff on Friday. Cut it kinda close though, Veronica didn't call to tell me I had my occurance back until 2:30. But yeah. Much fun was had. The rides there and back were chock full of random as hell non-stop chatter, as is becoming the pattern with Bree and me. We're thinking of starting a website to let you know if you're dating a lemon. Yup. We're all about the public service. Saturday morning we got up at 5:45am to go drinking. Yup. I was in a bar shaking my groove thing by 6:30am. They had a breakfast buffet. At the bar. How sweet is that? The way I figure it, I had a screw driver, which has orange juice, thereby making it part of my complete breakfast. All I need are some freeze dried marshmallows and I'm all there.

We spent pretty much the whole day drinking, not enough to be fucked up, or even really tipsy, but enough to make the day nice. Trust me, there were people on the street wayyyyy drunker at 8am then we would get all day. Like the guy that we saw at the bar in the morning who we later saw walking like an arthritic veloco-raptor. We went to the football game which just would. not. fucking. END. Granted, NAU stomped some major ass, and perhaps if I didn't completely hate football I wouldn't have been so COMPLETELY miserable. But yeah. 3 hour game. Plus, we got there an hour early. My ass fell asleep sometime during the 4th quarter. Finished out the night at Granny's Closet. Kareoke fun! "Bathwater" by No Doubt. Fun. Sarah, Bree, Elaine and I also did simultanious blowjobs for a cheering crowd. Blowjobs of the alcoholic variety, I mean. Yup, had you going, huh.

Didn't really get to see the boy from last time. Not for more than about 45 seconds. Poo. However during those aforementioned 45 seconds, he came up to me and said "Hi" and I got all girly. Not like in a bad, overly cartoony kinda way, but girly enough that I was like "what the fuck? Did that sound come out of me?". Not girly enough for him to notice, but girly enough for Bree to. Yeah. What's up with that. Don't know this boy well enough for him to be making me girly. Can't have that. Oh, and speaking of, I fired Elaine from recon. It was mostly a proximity issue. So, Elaine is out, Sarah S.'s boyfriend Mark is in (and he has refrences!). It's like tag team recon.

OK, I'm gonna bail. I was gonna write more and be fairly entertaining with the jokes and the floor show yada yada yada, but, I'm trying to get out of the room before I end up watching a whole episode of Smallville. Can't have that, not for all the R.E.M. in America. So yeah, later days.

And now, for reasons only a select few will understand...

This is a very sesitive subject...

Just the 2 of us (repeat 2x)

yeahhhhhh ahum ahum ahum

From the moment I heard Frau
Say I had a clone
I knew that I'd be safe
Cuz I'd never be alone
An evil doctor should'nt speak aloud bout his feelings
My hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing

I'd hoped Scott
Would look up to me,
Run the buisness of the family
Have an evil empire,
Just like his dear old dad
Give him my love and the things I never had

Scott would think
I was a good guy
return the love I have
make me wanna cry
Be evil, but have feelings too
Chaged my life with Opra and Mya Angelou
But Scott rejected me
C'la vie
Life is cruel,treat you unfairly
Even so, a God there must be
Mini-me, you complete me.

Just the two of us (repeat 10x)
uh-huh
yeah
just me and you
gettin jiggy with it
yeah ahum
quite pleasent really
YOU
AND I
daddy loves you
daddy loves you
you and I