They found a body in the canal a half mile from my house yesterday.
I think I may have developed a case of acid reflux (tasty!)
And also, I am on day 4 of 6 straight days with no day off. Pray for me.OK, so the other day, I'm explaining to my little brother that I needed to go buy a baby shower gift (for Stacy) and a wedding present (for Sarah and Scott), and he looks at me and says "a lot of your friends get knocked up or married lately" and then he kept playing gamecube, I started to deny it, then it occured to me, yeah, he's right (to confirm it, I ran a search for the word "wedding" in all my past entries. Jesus Christo). And it occured to me, I'm at that age. That age where all my friends really are shacking up or becoming parents. So I'm going to weddings and Christenings and first birthdays and all kinda crap, but I'm still over here like "Hi. I'm Kai, I live in my moms house and I play Final Fantasy.". Consequently, I have developed this fear of becoming a spinster.
Yup, the way I figure it, soon, my friends will all be married and discussing potty training, and preschools (or, "pre-preschools") and the seven year itch, and then, without warning, they will all start to refer to me as their "poor single friend". And they'll start to avaoid me and make up excuses so that they can all hang out for couples nights, and on holidays, I'll end up sitting at the kids table. And then, one day, before I know whats happening, someone will look me in the eyes and say to me "Oh! You still aren't dating anyone? Well, my cousin Myron with the scoliosis is in town, I think you'll like him, he's really... Um.. nice, and his lazy eye hardly ever drifts anymore". Yup, this is my new phobia. Right up there with catching Thai chicken flu.
OK, I'm done with that, just thought I'd put it out there. Anyways, Carmen Elektra just announced that she had an 80 year old woman in one of her "Strip Arobics" class. Yeah, go ahead and take that mental picture to bed tonight. Liver spots. sexxxxx-y.
Alright, I gotta jet, it's nearly bed time, and, no matter how hard I try, morning will not just stop coming. Later days.
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