I will be finding/making/whatever a new layout tonight. I love this one but 1. It's done it's time and 2. the chick that created it keeps losing the images. Something about her hosting, I dunno.

Anyways, as of Friday at 6pm AZ time, I am now a full fledged lady of leisure. Yups. My ass is laid off. Goodbye cranky pharmicists and Jamaican reps fucking everything up! Hello late morings and unemployment. In fact, just today I slept til 5. Actually, I got up at 10am, but I went back to bed at 1 because you can do that sort of thing when you don't have to get up for work the next day.

Last week we went to see Cristinas neice Amanda graduate from high school (congratulations Jailbait!!). Grad ceremonies are outlandishly boring when you only know one kid. Oh, and one of the speakers kept talking about the changes in life to come, and I quote "some of you will go on to have kids. Some of you will abandon those kids. Some of you will die". Yeah, way to motivate the masses girlie. Anyways, Jailbait turned 18 the next day and we took her on an innagural field trip to the porn shop. She was so cute, we told one of the clerks it was her first time and he gave her this long ass guided tour. He made her sit in the sex swing, and try the different "hands on" vibes, and walk her though the video sections explaining the different genres. Cris kept wondering if she was going to hell for currupting her 18 year old neice, and yeah, she probably is, but I like to point out that it's better that she go to the sex shops with trusted "adults" (yeah, right) then with some 18 year old horn dog with blue balls.

All right kids, I gotta jet, have to go 1. file for unemployment, and 2. watch the O.C.! Later days!
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