Happy birthday shout outs to my baby brothers!! Happy 20th CHRIS and IAN!!!

Do you know that I have been trying to update this diary for days now, but diaryland was being all bonkers.

So you wanna know what I did this weekend? Well, in the course of 48 hours, I got drunk, drunk dialed my best friend, pulled a $20 bill (that I didn't get to keep!!) out a gay guys fly... with my TEETH, gave my phone number out and didn't even remember to whom until I asked Cristina, busted my knee (AGAIN!), watched Carlos get naked via interprative dance (AGAIN!!) and got up at 8:30 on Sunday morning just to throw up (straight OJ and vodka. Gross) in a shopping bag (couldn't stand up right away due to aforementioned knee injury). Whose your party princess, bitches! Actually, that all went down in about 12 hours between Saturday night and Sunday morning. It was my good buddy Carlos' 24th birthday. God I love that boy. Never a dull moment. I wonder if he ever wakes up with performance anxiety the morning before a party.

So yeah, I'm all holed up on the couch all gimp girl trying to stay off my knee so it can heal before the No Doubt concert next week that Shana and I have pit tickets for. I have never been so bored in my whole damn life. Seriously, I've left the couch 3 times today. Twice to take a piss, and once to play online. Do you know how bored I am? Jeeze. Anyway, yeah. I'm all cripply. I hate this cause my knee will be all weak and weird for the rest of the fucking summer. Why am I so accident prone? On an interesting side note, does anyone out there believe that being all gimped out will keep me from attending Briana's birthday festivites tomorrow? BZZZ! Wrong answer! I will be there with bells on, probably using my knee wrap to get attention from the boys. Yup, cause if I have to be all broken, it might as well feed into my attention-whoredom.

So I've got a job interview tomorrow too. I know, I know, I said I was gonna just milk the system all summer and be the idol for would-be slackers everywhere, but a good job opportunity pretty much fell in my lap. Actually, Frankie dumped it there last week. One of the chicks in his office is being replaced (though, apparently, she doesn't know it yet), and they were looking for someone with a customer service background to replace her on the down low, and Frankie called to tell me about it. So, I'm gonna go interview and make sure that they know I need a week off in July. If they can't give it to me, then guess what, Kai's out da do'. I have my priorites, and right now, Florida is my priority. Sunshine and sandy beaches, here I come!

OK, I gotta roll, gotta go watch "The Secrets of Celebrity Siblings". Plus, it would probably be a good idea to figure out what I'm wearing tomorrow. Later days!
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