So yesterday I spoke to my older sister. She had called me the day before and I screened her (That's what she gets for calling me at the ass-crack of dawn). Anyways, she left me this message saying she "needed to talk to [me] about something". I didn't really respond in any way that could be considered speedy, cause I wasn't that alarmed. See, my sister has this amazing gift of making anything seem like it's all scary and ominous and life threatening. For all I knew, she might have just wanted to talk about the new McNuggets.

Anyways, so I finally get around to calling her back the next day, which was yesterday. Apparently, she wanted to talk to me because my father is getting married next month. Or, at least, that's the plan. WTF? This is the first I've heard of any of this! My own dad is planning on chaining himself to some broad I only marginally tollerate, and I have to hear it from my fucking sister!?! Isn't that the kind of thing you're supposed to run by your kids? I mean, Jesus, I understand that I'm 24 years old, and my dad is a grown ass man who doesn't need my approval, but is it asking a whole fucking lot that I just be kept in the loop? For Christ's sake, he hasn't even been with her all that long. When my sister brought that up to him, he responded with "well, it's happening, so get over it", which is so not like him. What the fuck is going on with my dad?

So I walked around all day yesterday in a fucked up mood because my dad can't be bothered to include me in the details of his fucking life. And I already know what's going to happen, he's gonna call me when he's figured out how to tell me he's marrying sombody he hooked up with 5 minutes ago and not sound stupid. Then I'm going to be expected to get on a plane and fly down for this fiasco. Yeah, well, we'll see what kind of mood I'm in when he gets around to inviting me, then we'll decide if I'm going to the airport. There is no logical explination for my dad not telling me about this, it's not like I was gonna yell and scream and tell him he was making bad choices. That's my sister that does that, and he already told her! So now, I'm just going to wait and see how long it takes him to pick up the phone and include me in his fucking life.

OK, I outtie, I am going to go find something more productive to do then sit around and bitch about the fact that my parents are having some kind of tag-team midlife crises. Later days.
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