Allright ya'll. I'm 23 hours away from the kick off of stalk-o-thon 2005. Got me a sweet little ride reserved for the road trip to Vegas. Got me a brand new booby top to wear to the soundcheck. It's really cute. It's almost slutty it's so low cut, but on closer inspection you see that it's not slutty at all, it's really just a tease. Plus it's pink. Pink can't be slutty.
But if I need to, if it came down to, if there was anyway it could get me on a tour bus I would expose enough of my fun bags to make madonna blush.
... no seriously, I would.
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