Dear Rob Thomas,
Hello, you know me, I'm the black chick that was rocking out to the right of the stage at the Arizona State Fair just a short 2 months back.
You cannot imagine my excitement when I found the song "Ever The Same" was to be your next video, however, while I do enjoy looking at Wilmer Valderama, I must confess seeing him play with diseased rats with wings was not the cinematic tour de force I was hoping for with this video. In fact I'd really like to know just whose cracked out concept this was, so that I may crack the appropriate kneecaps. Not that it's not all artistically pretty and what have you, but it makes no sense in the context of the song. Think that through and get back to me. Peace outtie,
Kai
Now that's out of the way, how's everyone been? Was the fat man in red good to you this year? I can't say he did too bad by me. I'm still patiently waiting for the pink gameboy DS my brothers ordered me from Japan to arrive (see, they don't come in pink here!), but it should show in the next couple days. I also scored Angel and Buffy action figures, a realy sweet pink sweater and a photo printer from mom and her husband (among other things), a neat set of Martini glasses from Mom Perez, and a drink shaker to go with them from Elaine (would that make her Sister Perez? Never really thought about it), along with a cute little martini charm for my bracelet; the first season of One Tree Hill AND!!! Backstreet Boys- Never Gone: The Videos (Featuring the unreleased in the US video for "I Still.. (Patty love, have you SEEN this video??)) from Shana. Who also bought me a Toothbrush sanitizer. I also scored a couple gift cards and some cash, so, really, I can't complain.
Does anybody else want to kick Missy Elliots ass? Remember when that bitch was fat like the rest of us? Have you see that video for "Lose Control"? Now who are we chubby chica's gonna have as our personal representatives! Anna Nicole? I don't think so! And yes, before anybody says a word, I totally begrudge her a smaller ass, and I don't give a shit if you think it's just jealousy, cause DUH!!! Of course it is.
So it's the time of year again. Time to make all kinds of rough outlines of things that mildly resemble New Years resolutions. I like to call them "Ideals", as opposed to resolutions, that way I can say that they are ideals of what I'd like to be, but since they're not actual resolutions, I don't feel guilty when I drop them 48 hours later. This year, my resolutions would include going down 1 pants size so I can fit this wicked awesome brown dress I bought on sale at Ross the other day. I can fit it now, but if I gain another ounce there's gonna be this real scary thing in the back where I look like a pack of hot dogs, which is just unacceptable. And also, to find some happiness. I'm not sure what that means right now, but I'm doing it. I'm not really happy with my life as it stands right now, I'm just kinda going through it, real unaffected kinda way. Like autopilot. I want to find something that makes me smile, and do it. More on that when I figure out what makes me happy.
Well, time for me to go jump in the shower, I'm not sure what I'm doing tonight, but it's gonna be something, and I'm gonna look cute doing it. Later days!
past / present